The Church of Evanna

Ask any other organized religion where their God(s) and Goddess(es) are and you'll hear nothing but excuses.  Evanna is the living Goddess.  She is tangible and very much real!  In the beginning there was JK Rowling and the world was boring and formless.  JK Rowling said, "Let there be Harry Potter" and it came to be so.  JK Rowling saw that it was good and on the next day she said, "Let there be Harry Potter Movies" and Evanna, Bonnie, and Emma sprang into existence.  JK Rowling so loved the world that she sent her only daughters to save us from our boredom and mundane lives.  Somewhere, we do not know exactly where, it says that we also have to punish everyone and anything that doesn't believe.  They must pay.  All of them!   Throw rocks at them and call them Nargal lovers!  Filthy Nargals!  They are conspiring against us all.  I have to go THEY are watching.