Don't let their innocent looks fool you. Both girls on either side of Evanna Lynch are highly trained ninja assassins. They were sent by JK Rowling herself to guard Evanna. No man has walked away having been in the presence of either girl. It is fabled that the one on the right is named Becca the boy slayer. She has slain so many fanboys that she has stopped counting them. The girl on the left is so deadly I dare not say her name for doing so would cause me to instantly sponteaneously combust. Evanna, being a goddess, doesn't actually need bodyguards, however its kind of fun to have them around. It makes her feel official and shit.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Evanna Lynch's bodyguards!
Don't let their innocent looks fool you. Both girls on either side of Evanna Lynch are highly trained ninja assassins. They were sent by JK Rowling herself to guard Evanna. No man has walked away having been in the presence of either girl. It is fabled that the one on the right is named Becca the boy slayer. She has slain so many fanboys that she has stopped counting them. The girl on the left is so deadly I dare not say her name for doing so would cause me to instantly sponteaneously combust. Evanna, being a goddess, doesn't actually need bodyguards, however its kind of fun to have them around. It makes her feel official and shit.
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