Monday, April 21, 2008

Non-Believers Will Be Dispatched Promptly!

Emma Watson just turned 18 and she threw a party recently inviting most of the cast of Harry Potter including the divine Evanna Lynch.  Tom Felton is a high member within the Church, and a very skilled assassin.  A loud mouthed individual at the party had the nerve to deny Evanna's divinity.  Seeing how it was a waste of her divine powers, Tom Felton was dispatched to silence this none-believer once and for all.   For all of you non-believers out there, turn to the lord Evanna or DIE.  

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